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 | | Subject: Ninth Company: Looking for Love Sat Dec 31, 2016 5:04 pm | |
| Ninth Company: Looking for Love
An anonymous letter was sent to our office just as we were about to start printing this issue, and, as you will soon find out, it was too juicy to leave out!
The letter is from a member of the Ninth Company, who is currently waging war against the Forsaken in the Plaguelands. The nights, however, are cold, and despite the thick smell of death and diseases, the members of the military order seem to believe that their issues would be fixed by the warm embrace of a lover.
- The Letter wrote:
- Dear Lonely hearts,
Suitable companions for senior officers, and the support staff of the ninth company required. Applicants should approach an armsman (or woman) for preliminary interview, preferably one of the dwarves. Those that would benefit from a long term friendship, perhaps even marriage include:
Two male human paladin types: One strong and courageous, the other a stickler for hygiene.
One Male druid : worgen Exceptional fur, spends a fortune at the barber. (guaranteed flea clear)
One female Draenei: Studious and inclined to nag.
One human priest, a little scary at times but the officers like her.
Many other candidate may be available, ask a ninth armsman for details
So for all of you who have always dreamed of spending a night with a bleeding, traumatized wreck in the middle of a war zone, here's your opportunity!
Erma Gerd | |
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