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| Subject: Euthanasia by Fel Sat Oct 22, 2016 4:16 am | |
| Euthanasia by Fel The Kingdom of Stormwind has recently been bewildered by a series of crude scenes that appear as brutal murders to the ignorant beholder. We have, however, received a letter from a crime scene specialist using the pseudonym '6YO-S' that explains what can really be deduced from the victims' corpses when inspected by a professional.
"It's really rather simple. The main victim's corpse was always smiling, because they wanted to die. This so-called murderer is simply helping them end their pain. The guards were just collateral damage. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time."
6YO-S even has an explanation for the traces of fel.
"There is no question; this is a new business set up by a warlock. Such a gruesome job must pay well. They even set up a coded advert, which was, however, taken down by the officials."
6YO-S had managed to take a picture of this poster before it was taken down. They sent us a copy where the code had been cracked. The order is as follows: the letters circled with blue come first, and then the letters circled with green. The blood is used simply because that way a possible customer can scry for the entrepreneur's location.All of this culminated in a dramatic incident at the Stormwind Council meeting last Tuesday when the councillors, whose job is known for being either extremely stressful or tedious, seemingly attempted to use this mysterious entrepreneur's services to break free of the government's chains.
"Everyone thinks a seat on the Stormwind Council would be an instant path to fame and glory, but most of them get disappointed badly. And it's not easy to leave the Council. Even 'Charlie' Blazesong, who quit dramatically in front of everyone a few months ago, has returned to the Council — many believe she didn't come back willingly. If the speculations are true, then this Euthanasia Entrepreneur's services may be the only way out."
According to 6YO-S, this also explains why the Council suddenly allowed a bunch of loud children to come into the room for what would seem to be the first time in the history of the Council. The children were crucial for the council incident, after all. They started the destructive ritual by slowly approaching the council table, chanting demonic spells. At this point it was obvious to all the battle-hardened heroes in the room that these were demons in disguise. However, none of them did anything to stop them before they finished their chanting. 6YO-S speculates that the councilmen had paid them to wait for the ritual to be finished.
Unfortunately for the mastermind behind all of this, only two people of no particular significance were killed in the ritual that summoned a dreadlord. The dreadlord was sent back to the Twisting Nether, but he was not the only one that disappeared: a warlock and a demonologist who is very well known by our readers, Lady Azapha Hutchins, vanished with no trace as well.
"According to witnesses, Lady Azapha was chanting demonic spells at a faster pace than the four fake children combined. This leads me to believe that the Euthanasia Entrepreneur is, in fact, her. She possesses all the required knowledge, and she is a known business owner. Worgen claws would also explain the numerous cuts in some of the victims' bodies."
We are very excited to see how all of this unravels, but for now it appears we must wait for Lady Azapha to return — for even if she wasn't behind this, she may be the only one able to track down the real culprit. And, as always, should you find out anything about these deaths, please report it to us immediately!
Johanna Scarlett | |
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