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| Subject: Undoing Doomsayers Tue Aug 23, 2016 7:04 pm | |
| Undoing Doomsayers It appears that the Doomsayers have laid down their pamphlets for long enough to read The Scarlet. According to multiple sources, the rainbow-robed humanettes have all been replaced by gnomes, night elves and dwarves. It is clear they are trying their very best not to be revealed as Legion agents.
We aren't going to let them get away with it that easily, however. Reports of common citizens going mad for brief moments all around the city, even attacking their own friends and family. After snapping out of it, they all say they were surrounded by dark whisperings and abruptly felt certain that they were allied with the Legion.
Now, who could cause such mischief all over Stormwind? The network of doomsayers, of course. They are everywhere, and supposedly never even sleep.
So, to recap: the city is first covered by a network of identical Karazhan concubines, who are then mysteriously replaced by a variety of different races – almost as if they shapeshifted – and then people start getting mind controlled.
Dreadlords.
Beware of these colour-overloaded tricksters, lest you'll die and miss out on the next issue of The Scarlet!
Johanna Scarlett | |
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